Had this sent to me today!! Funny
Thought you all would enjoy these:
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff
meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week . When everyone
gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the
burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The
theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other
products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10
List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well
for everyone!
The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock !
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6 Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.